Thumb Sucker !
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh .. I know what you've been doing."
Christmas Wish
A father asked his young daughter what she would like for Christmas. She said that what she wanted more than anything else was a baby brother. And that Christmas Eve her mother came home from hospital clutching a baby boy.
The following year, the father again asked his daughter what she would like for Christmas.
"Well," she replied, "if it's not too uncomfortable for Mommy, I'd like a pony."
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